Today’s Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal is more or less true. This is how I behave when faced with more or less any unusual behaviour, or, you know, anything. Ask me about all the stop signs I’ve run while driving over the past year, due to paying too close attention to the wear or vandalism. Or ask my extremely patient wife. I’m going to ignore all the various ethnocentrisms (though the skin tone of the characters is noteworthy), and instead wonder whether the reason the anthropologist is writing with his left hand is that he’s actually left-handed or because of the spear through his right shoulder.